I just found these and needed somewhere safe to keep them, so...
Robert Bloch wrote Psycho, so we should love him unreservedly for that alone. But he also came up with these wonderful bons mots:
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
“So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.”
