Do you know what it’s like to be so ridiculously busy that you don’t even have time to go to the toilet anymore? I am in pain! My bowels aches with the pain of a thousand digested meals aching for release. I need to find time to give birth to “Gigantic Christmas Turd Baby”.
Wife and daughter both sick with bad colds. I’m still hawking up gelatinous chunks of my own lungs as I come out the other end of Bad Cold. Still nowhere near finishing Christmas shopping. And my insides are battling me with vicious kicks.
Stealing a few hours for myself later. Movie, beer, fun.
And at some point I still have to schedule in that trip to the toilet. Before Christmas, if I’m lucky.