Monday, March 14, 2005

Inherit the Wind

I’m almost positive I shouldn’t be sharing this story with you all…

Bored at work (surprise!), so the devil made work for my idle thumbs. I decided to send a text message to my wife that read as follows:

“I have wicked gas today”

After hitting send, I realised that I hadn’t sent it to my wife at all.

I’d sent it to my mum.

My mum promptly responded:

“You have eaten the wrong food. Sorry 4 the people around you”

I sow the wind, and reap the whirlwind.

2 comments:

b eenz said...

Is this you, then?

AKA said...

I can only dream of creating such glorious emmissions...