Thursday, January 13, 2005

Jerk Out

It’s been slowly coming to my attention that the site is attracting a significant number of strange guests. All the friends and regular readers of the Punch can ignore this message. But here’s…

An open message to the freakishly large number of one-handed readers who have arrived here at Sucker Punch looking for Abi Titmuss porn.

Fuck off, wankers.

(Anyway, you can probably find what you want by searching Fleshbot.)

This has been a public-service announcement brought to you by the letters T and A, to protect the world’s computers from sticky keyboards, and to save monitors from getting gluey streaks caked across them.

Banzai!

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