Friday, October 29, 2004

Malcontent in the Middle

I passed an exam this week: I am now licensed to run a pub in the U.K. All I need now is about £10,000, a pit bull, a baseball bat, and a face like a slapped arse.

I have no idea why my place of employment wanted me to procure this qualification. It has absolutely no practical application in my day-to-day job, and I will never, ever use it in my life.

In other breaking news, it seems that Boredom has finally been recognised as a medical condition. From the On-Line Medical Dictionary: “A psychological state resulting from any activity that lacks motivation, or from enforced continuance in an uninteresting situation.”

I knew it all along. And I’ve been feeling it all week. 55 minutes until the weekend…

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