Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Fisting the night away

Abu Hamza is the one-eyed former imam of the Finsbury Park Mosque.

Abu Hamza was yesterday charged with 10 counts of inciting his acolytes to murder Westerners and Jews, five counts of whipping up racial hatred and one charge under the Terrorism Act 2000.

Abu Hamza is, clearly and unambiguously, an evil fuck.

Abu Hamza has two hooks where his hands used to be, because the dumb shit claims he blew his hands off clearing landmines as a Mujahaideen fighter in Afghanistan.

However, Abu Hamza is about to be given a brand, spanking new hook by the NHS, approved by the Prison Service, at a cost of £5000. Yes, that figure was five THOUSAND pounds. Paid for with our tax money.

I have a better suggestion. Give that Popeye-looking muthafucka one of those giant Hulk hands that were so popular last year. Grab a blowtorch and weld that heavy emerald plastic onto one of his stumps. There must be some sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Or on eBay.

Then we can all point and laugh as he tries to wipe his shitty ring piece with an enormous green plastic glove.

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