Friday, June 25, 2004

A Private Disfunction

In a fine mood today. I’ve even been forging relationships with inanimate objects.

I was just downstairs looking at the lift, and there was a sign on it that read: "You might get stuck in this lift. It is dysfunctional". I was going to walk up the one flight of stairs, but I couldn’t resist. If I ever see a button saying “Don’t Press”, I have to press it.

I got in and waited for the lift to tell me that it's wife wouldn't sleep with it, and that the kids ignore it at dinner. Sadly, it said nothing.

But it did make me smile.

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